- me: hi i'd like to place an order
- dominos: okay what can i get for you
- me: uhm hold on, hey babe you wanted a large pepperoni right?
- my empty apartment:
- me: yeah we'll get a large pepperoni
- wakes up late: yolo
- fails test: yolo
- embarrasses self publicly: yolo
- loses virginity: yolo
- murders someone: yolo
- is on americas most wanted: yolo
- goes to jail: yolo
- is on death row: yolo
- gets executed: yolo
